Wednesday, 2 February 2011

Let there be love

Tuesday, 4 January 2011

I can refresh the parts other men cannot reach.

I can refresh the parts other men cannot reach.

Sunday, 26 December 2010

I am not genuinely funny

I am not genuinely funny - I am only fake funny (its a spray-on).
I am not really 38 and I don't really own a helicopter (more about which later).
I am not disgustingly rich, I am just disgusting.
However my special skills include being able to talk to the animals (and they can talk to me).
I'm looking for a woman who is that rare magical combination of beautiful and dirty.

Thursday, 16 August 2007

Er... Um... Er....

Ever been lost for words?

Monday, 26 February 2007

Brought up by wolves

Lost, believed dead, by my adventurous parents in the jungles of india, the neighborhood of Sultanpoor, among the ravines that intersect the banks of the Goomtee river, I was raised by a kindly she-wolf who adopted me and raised me as her own. I had a few problems growing up when the other wolves had more fur than me. But I have been helped to get over this by my therapist (who is a bear).

Friday, 2 February 2007

I'm still single!

Want a date for valentines day?

Saturday, 27 January 2007

Late breakfast, early lunch

Late breakfast, early lunch. Tesco upside down chocolate pudding. Nursing my broken heart... ;-)

Saturday, 30 December 2006

Good dating sites

Anyone know a good site for online dating?

Thursday, 28 December 2006

Anyone fancy a coffee?

God it's hard being single, chasing around all these dating web sites. Whatever shall I do? What I need is a really high quality free online dating site. (Know what I mean.... ;-)

Thursday, 21 December 2006

I'm single

Just thought I would mention.