Wednesday 2 February 2011
Tuesday 4 January 2011
Sunday 26 December 2010
I am not genuinely funny
I am not genuinely funny - I am only fake funny (its a spray-on).
I am not really 38 and I don't really own a helicopter (more about which later).
I am not disgustingly rich, I am just disgusting.
However my special skills include being able to talk to the animals (and they can talk to me).
I'm looking for a woman who is that rare magical combination of beautiful and dirty.
Thursday 16 August 2007
Monday 26 February 2007
Brought up by wolves
Lost, believed dead, by my adventurous parents in the jungles of india, the neighborhood of Sultanpoor, among the ravines that intersect the banks of the Goomtee river, I was raised by a kindly she-wolf who adopted me and raised me as her own. I had a few problems growing up when the other wolves had more fur than me. But I have been helped to get over this by my therapist (who is a bear).
Friday 2 February 2007
Saturday 27 January 2007
Late breakfast, early lunch
Saturday 30 December 2006
Thursday 28 December 2006
Anyone fancy a coffee?
God it's hard being single, chasing around all these dating web sites. Whatever shall I do? What I need is a really high quality free online dating site. (Know what I mean.... ;-)
